Tasty Chewing

There is just something about chewing that is so tasty!
I have been fasting for four days. Nothing has entered my system except for gallons of lemonade, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. So when I entered my haven of Whole Foods I got a little excited. I was very proud of my fasting accomplishments. I felt detoxed and a bit lighter. But all the cravings did not cease. If I could pick one thing to devour it would still be my vice; nuts. I waited all week to take this trip to Whole Foods. Just walking in the door gave me a sense of worth and excitement. I decided to take it easy and only nibble here and there. I am also sticking with my vegan regime, (honestly, so that I can have vegan deserts and not feel guilty). Carrot cake is ok to eat as long as it is vegan, right? So I picked that baby up and popped open the plastic top and ripped off a piece of the corner with my dirty fingers and filled my mouth with that delicious, cold, hard, carrot cake. This first bite was better than any orgasm I have had lately... and believe me I have not had many, if any. The ecstatic rush I got the moment that moist, hard flesh of the cake entered my mouth and my teeth bit into the meat of it as my saliva digested the tangy zip of the flavors... If only I could enjoy men this much I would be a hell of a lot skinnier! But these bites are too good to be true. I have to pace myself from swallowing too fast so I won't upset my stomache..another new rule of mine..taste the food, Ana. Chew and swallow it with respect and patience...the two things I do not associate with food let alone many other things in life; patience and respect. So as I am devouring this cake (vegan, remember) and picking out some fruits and veggies for my week, I am instantly in a Grand mood. All worries are gone, I am safe and full in this colorful Land of OZ. Everyone is looking around at labels and picking apples, the meat men are chatting with the fillets, the cashiers are nibbling on Goji Berries, the police men are watching the door while eating organic cookies, the vitamin guys are reading about kelp and I am just basking in heaven! THis is my home. It all tastes so good! I am safe and I am full-filled; literally!
As someone accidentally bumps me with their cart, I awaken from my bliss. Time to pay and leave before they think I am stalking the bulk section. So I make small talk with the vitamin guys, getting my usual pro-biotic, energy pills, and whatever else they recommend for me to try...and I say goodbye to my home. Perfectly ending the day, sitting outside, finishing my meal, and watching the other smiling faces nibbling on their salad bar selection. I end with the true realization that there is just Something about chewing that is so tasty!